Someday, probably, I'll have kids. And since I assume pregnancy won't change my usual level of smartassery, I thought of a few "answers" for when people vaguely ask what the sex of your unborn is (ie, "Do you know yet?", "So, do you know what it is?").
"Well my husband and I are both white, so we're anticipating caucasian."
"Human, I assume. At least that's what we're hoping for."
"Yes! I'm 100% sure that I'm pregnant."
"My understanding is that I have a small human growing in my uterus."
"It's a baby."
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