Things I've learned

-"Classic" often means "old and you have to read it" and doesn't always mean "enjoyable"
-Always get sturdy cutlery when attempting to eat a kiwi or you will be very disappointed with the result.
-Hand sanitizer means HAND sanitizer and it will not make feet smell better.
-Put your pennies in your piggy bank.
-No matter how late you stay up, you won't learn 3 weeks of material in time for the test tomorrow.
-Starfruit is not good.
-People are surprising.
-It's nice when people tell you you're "too happy".
-Just because you can't taste the rum, doesn't mean it isn't there.