Damn. I thought it sounded too good to be true.

A few years ago, when I was still blissfully unaware, I had a conversation that went like this:

Girl at work: Do you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians?
Me: Watch what?
Girl: Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Me: Spell that?

Girl: K-A-R-D-A-S-H-I-A-N-S

Me: Oh. No, I've never heard of that. I thought you were talking about Star Trek for a minute.

If only.