80 Things You Shouldn't Do With a Lightsaber.

1. Cut your hair with it.
2. Shave with it.

3. Use it as a food skewer.

4. Give it to small children.

5. Keep it in your purse.Things we don't do with a lightsaber #79

6. Threaten your boss with it.
7. Flashlight.
8. Balance the hilt on your hand/finger/nose like a broom.
9. Take it on a plane.
10. Cut your Christmas ham with it.

11. Take it hunting.

12. Attempt to use it in a game of darts.

13. Baton twirling.

14. Trim the hedges with it.
15. Bug zapper.
16. Use it as a lamp.
17. Use it to slash your shitty neighbor's tires.
18. Chase those damn kids off your lawn with it.
19. Clean your gutters with it.
20. Use it as a replacement for your saw.
21. Throw it.
22. Use it to knock stuff off the top shelf at Meijer.
23. Use it to unclog the toilet.
24. Use it as a space heater.
25. Use it to light your cigar.
26. Wave it around like a lighter at a concert.
27. Use it to get corn off the cob.
28. Chase away Jehovah's Witnesses.
29. Carve pumpkins.
30. Melt action figures.
31. Conduct a band with it.
32. Give your car a sunroof.
33. Make ice sculptures with it.
34. Give one to Samuel L. Jackson.
35. Give one to Chuck Norris.
36. Use it to open jars.
37. Use it as a sparkler on the 4th of July.
38. Leave it unattended at Comicon.
39. Juggle.
40. Use it to carve your name on your desk during study hall.
41. Make grilled cheese with it.
42. Cut down trees with it.
43. Heat up your coffee.
44. Rob a bank with it.
45. Box cutter.
46. Door stop.
47. Take it to the Ren Fair.
48. Cut pizza with it.
49. Get out of paying for pizza with it.
50. Letter opener.
51. Roast marshmallows.
52. Use it as a drumstick.
53. Slice a bagel with it.
54. Remove bagel from toaster with it.
55. Riding crop.
56. Use them as chop sticks.
57. Use it to trim your fingernails.
58. Jousting.
59. Toothpick.
60. Cut off your son's hand with it when he refuses to join the Dark Side.
61. Use it as a baseball bat.
62. Metal-working
63. Use it to get gum off of your shoe.
64. As a prop in a Civil War reinactment.
65. To geld a horse.
66. Use it to chop vegetables.
67. Use it to remove a beehive.
68. Limbo.
69. To de-toiletpaper your house.
70. As a piñata stick.
71. Hockey stick.
72. For pole vaulting.
73. Use it as a q-tip.
74. To cut your wedding cake.
75. Use it to perform surgery.
76. As a flag pole.
77. As a popsicle stick.
78. To groom your dog.
79. Put it in your nose.
80. To play Wack-a-Mole.